Life is lived forwards and understood backwards.
They muddy the water, to make it seem deep.
There are big ones and there are small ones. They come in different quantities and they are colorful or just boring. All together, they make a nice pattern, a beautiful picture. Nobody can see this overall, because everyone is just a small part of it. No one sees the big beautiful picture from above and […]
The awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.
All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
Once upon a time there was a frog standing in front of a mighty river. A scorpion came along and stopped. He stood undecided, not sure whether to cross the river or not. Then he said to the frog: “Can’t you take me on your back and let me climb on you to cross the […]
A fisherman sits under a tree by the water and fishes. Then a businessman comes by and asks him what he’s doing. The fisherman says: “I fish something to eat for my family. Some days I catch little and some days I catch so much that I release the fish again.” The businessman replies: “If […]
Research has shown that some people don’t need lactose at all to be intolerant.
The safest place for a ship is the port. But that’s not what ships are made for.
Total time about 3 hours, working hours about 20 minutes! What you need to make this wonderful Nutella flower is: 500 grams of flour 250 milliliters of milk 100 milliliters of oil 3 tablespoons of powdered sugar 1/2 cube of fresh yeast 400 grams of Nutella 1 egg yolk 1 tablespoon of milk Put the […]
I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
People are in our life for a reason, season or lifetime. The pain comes when we put them in the wrong category.
I will one day be frail and weak And excruciating pain keeps me awake – Then what you have to do – do it alone. The last battle will be lost. I understand that you are very sad. Your hand should not hesitate in grief. On this day – more than ever happened – Your […]
2020 was a very challenging year. The corona pandemic makes traveling difficult to plan or even impossible. The holiday destination therefore had to be accessible by car and bookable at short notice. A small fishing village caught my eye. Caorle. And Caorle did not disappoint. On the contrary. Caorle belongs to the region of Veneto […]
nothing that grieves us can be called little. by the eternal laws of proportion a child’s loss of a doll and a king’s loss of a crown are events of the same size.
By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Out of the night that covers me,black as the pit from pole to pole,I thank whatever gods may befor my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstanceI have not winced nor cried aloud.Under the bludgeonings of chancemy head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tearslooms but the Horror of the […]
I’ve found that if you tuck one part of your pant legs into your sock, people expect less of you.
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Ein Walfisch sagt zum Thunfisch, wollen wir es tun, Fisch?
Da sagt der Thunfisch zum Walfisch, du hast die Wahl, Fisch….
Geschwommen kam der Haifisch, sprach auch, du hast die Wahl, Fisch
der Walfisch drauf zum Thunfisch, ich glaube, der ist high, Fisch…
Geschwommen kam der Walfisch sagt zum Hai: “Hi, Fisch!”
Darauf der Hai zum Walfisch: “Ich geb’ mir eine Kugel, Fisch!”
Darauf erbost der Kugelfisch, her mit meiner Kugel, Fisch!
Antwortet dann der Thunfisch, versteh doch, der ist high, Fisch.
Geh doch mit deiner Kugel, Fisch! sprach der Haifisch zum Kugelfisch.
Geht statdessen zum Tintenfisch: Gib mir etwas von deiner Tinte, Fisch.
Der dicke fette Tintenfisch schwamm schnell zum Freund dem Feuerfisch,
da drüber kommt ein Thunfisch los, mach mal schnell ein Feuer, Fisch.
Der Thunfisch sagt zum Walfisch: dort brennt ein Feuer, Fisch!
Schwimmt schnell zum Tintenfisch: Muss mein Testament mache, gib mir Tinte, Fisch!
Der Tintenfisch zum Thunfisch: Du hast jetzt die Wahl, Fisch.
Fang drüben diesen Haifisch, sonst kommst du über’s Feuer, Fisch.
Der Haifisch sagt zum Feuerfisch: Nimm doch lieber den Kugelfisch,
oder drüben, den schönen Walfisch und zum Nachtisch einen schönen Dorsch, Fisch.
Sagt der Feuerfisch zum Haifisch: Sag mal bist du high Fisch?
Das kann man doch nicht tun Fisch! Sprachs und ass ein Fisch(stäbchen)…
Der Thunfisch ging zum Goldfisch und sagte: Gib mir Gold, Fisch!
Sagt der Goldfisch zum Thunfisch: Was brauchst denn du Gold, Fisch?
Sagt der Thunfisch zum Goldfisch: Ich leb’ gefährlich, brauch’ das Gold, Fisch,
damit gehe ich zum Schwertfisch, und kauf mir ein grosses Schwert, Fisch.
Geh lieber mal zum Sägefisch, antwortet darauf der Goldfisch,
der hat ‘ne tolle Säge, Fisch viel besser, als das Schwert, Fisch.
“Hör ma zu Goldfisch”, sagte der Sägefisch,
“mach uns nicht den Clownfisch, sonst muss ich was dagegen tun, Fisch!”
Da hast du jetzt die Wahl, Fisch, meinte darauf der Haifisch,
endlich was zu tun, Fisch oder du verlierst die Säge, Fisch.
Was tun, sagt der Haifisch. Wir haben wenig Wahl, Fisch.
Geht der Haifisch zum Stockfisch, gib mir mal deinen Stock, Fisch!
Darauf der Stock- zum Haifisch: “Was willst Du denn, Du Backfisch?
Hau ab, sonst kriegst ‘ne Schell, Fisch!” Das weckt den scheuen Schellfisch…
Aufgeweckt war auch der Thunfisch, denn er wusste nicht, was tun, Fisch!
Doch auch der Walfisch, war nach diesem Anblick platt, Fisch!
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I m not sure about the universe.
The little mermaid was sitting on the sand at the beach, waiting for her beloved. She has been waiting there every evening for a long time. She has long blonde hair when she moves in the water, and the strands of hair swim wildly around your head, making it appear as if the mermaid has […]
If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it – then I can achieve it.
Why is a 360 a 360? I mean if you turn around, why is this 360°? Why isn’t it just 100 and with every turn just a 50? Then you would have little nice quarters of 25°. If you jump out of joy, then you are 100 % happy, but you have to jump way […]
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Go calmly through the noise and bustle, and don’t forget what peace can be in silence.As far as possible without surrender, put yourself in a good position with all people.Speak your opinion calmly and clearly – listen to others, even the simple and ignorant, they also have something to say.Avoid the loud and aggressive, they […]
I sit here in silence and listen to the sweet sound of my cat’s breathing. Her belly goes up and down as fresh air fills her lungs. I look around the room and wonder what am I doing here. There’s sun outside and there’s no single cloud in the sky. I think about my life. […]
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.
Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly awayif you can use some exotic boozeThere’s a bar in far BombayCome fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away Once I get you up therewhere the air is rarifiedWe’ll just glide, starry-eyedOnce I get you up thereI’ll be holding you so nearYou may hear angels cheer’cause […]
The price of everything is the amount of life you change for it.
She never compromises, loves animals and surprises… Wears high-heels when she exercises, ain’t that beautiful… She does own several dress, her hair is always a mess.. If you catch her stealin’, she won’t confess, She’s beautiful. She smokes a pack a day, wait that’s me, but anyway.. She doesn’t care a thing about that, hey… […]
We are called to be architects of the future, not it’s victims.
Richt now, someone’s going on a first date with the person they’re going to marry. Someone else is meeting the person who’s going to break up their relationship. Someone’s adopting the pet that will save her life and someone’s waiting on the results of a pregnancy test that will wreck hers. We all have moments […]
Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody wants to change the toilet paper.
The fact that there are imaginary numbers in math is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry about it.
A long time ago there was a beautiful little island. All feelings, characteristics and qualities of the people lived together harmoniously: The humor and the good mood, the pride and the wealth, the sadness and the loneliness, the happiness and the intuition, the knowledge and all the many other feelings, characteristics and qualities that make […]
To live is to risk it all; otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.
Wenn du morgens vor der Arbeit immer deine Zeitung liestWarum liest du dann nicht laut, weil du hörst doch nix?Wenn ich mit meinen Fingern als Pistole nur so tueAls ob ich auf jemanden schieße, warum stört es dich?Sag mal, schlafen Kühe im Stehen?Wenn man den Himmel dreht, ist man dann über dem Regen?Warum fällt der Mond nicht zu uns […]
Thinking is difficult. That’s why most people judge.
It was like every other night in the past few weeks. The little boy sat up in bed, coughing and sniffing like crazy. His nose was running and the sum of tissues next to his bed was getting bigger and bigger. The boy had been struggling with the cold for weeks and just couldn’t sleep. […]
Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path.
We drink the poison our minds pour for us and wonder why we feel so sick.
The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly beggin to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.
The only drama that I enjoy is in my lashes.
I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love someboedy. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t […]
You could die at any moment. Always fuck on the first date.
In this example, we do have a large XML file and we want to separate it into several small files. And we always want to copy out a very specific content of this file into individual files. My file looks like this: (Enlarge Picture) As you can see by XML-View, there is a pattern recognizable: (Enlarge […]
Masturbation never breaks your heart.
No one is you and that is your power.
As kids we loved the heroes… As adults we understand the villians.
Fate mixes the cards – and we play.
I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.
I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.
I have noticed that all wine regardless of the cost or vintage tastes the same when sipped directly out of the bottle running naked to the beach under a full and summer moon.
Bondage. It’s knot for everyone.
There is this big barrel in the garden. It is surrounded by wonderful flowers that smell as beautiful as summer. In this garden are large, ancient trees whose sprawling branches donate soothing shade. There is a wonderful peace in the garden, and this little patch of earth looks almost like a piece of forest. The dew hangs on the leaves and it smells wonderfully of wild garlic. The barrel has been standing there for as long as I can remember. It is surrounded by moss and the wood is old and rotten. The wood has already darkened and metal frames are holding everything together. Whenever it rains, the barrel fills with water a little more. It does not rain heavily these days, but over time, a high water level has accumulated. Continue reading
A conscience doesn’t prevent sin. It just prevents you from enjoying it.
The problem with falling in love is that everything else in life becomes boring by comparison.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: Take only ONE. God is watching. Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a […]
And I want to hold on to it, push it to myself, and just don’t let go! Hold it tight! It feels good, it smells good, it tastes good! It fits exactly in this gap, which I can not stuff! The hole is just filled and covered with a plaster. Slightly the dried blood shimmers […]
The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
(Tarap)(Tarap, tap, tap)(Tarap) Me paré, caminé, me subíMe fui contra la corriente y también me perdíFracasé, me encontré, lo viví y aprendíCuando te pega fuerte, más profundo es el beat, sí Sigo bailando y escribiendo mis letrasSigo cantando con las puertas abiertasAtravesando por todas estas tierrasY no hay que viajar tanto pa’ encontrar la respuesta […]
Whatever you’re doing today, do it with all the confidence of a four-year-old in a Batman T-Shirt!
Life is the most difficult exam. Many People fail because they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.
There is this beach, long, wide, sandy. It’s early in the morning and there is this girl standing between the rocks. Her feet are buried in the sand. She loves this place so much although she had seen it only once. This place gives her calm and rest. She feels connected and not alone. The […]
I knew he was there from the beginning. He was like a masterpiece – unreachable, untouchable and so far away, but not in spatial way. He knew my dreams, he followed my ideas and he made me a believer. A foreigner, a stranger, a ghost. I told this ghost about my dreams and he followed my ideas. […]
I’m coming for everything they said I couldn’t have.
Girl, perfectly her, broken and hurtSoft and asleep in the morning grayShake off the night and don’t hide your faceThe sun lights the world with a single flameI want you to see thisI want you to see this Today and all of your days, I’ll wear your painHeal what I can in your troubled mindSometimes […]
And then a tear trickles down the cheek. Only a small drop of water but with so much weight. I observe it as the tear goes its own way down just to stop so hard. It is so very strange and replaces my deep sadness for a brief moment in mere fascination. The tear shimmers […]
One of the greatest problems of our times is that many are schooled but few are educated.
Any complex system can be abstracted in a simple way, or at least dissected to its basic abstract components. Complexity arises by the accumulation of several simple layers. The goal of this post, is to explain how neural networks work with the most simple abstraction. We will try to reduce the machine learning mechanism in NN to its basic abstract components. Unlike other posts that explain neural networks, we will try to use the least possible amount of mathematical equations and programming code, and focus only on the abstract concepts.Continue reading
Just kiss me in the rain, so I’ll know you are not one of them. Those who run for shelter.
I found a very interesting article today: “This is a huge image damage for us” Ernst Prost, boss of the mineral oil manufacturer Liqui Moly, hopes for the help of a special Task Force of Microsoft – and denies a complicity in the floppy software introduction. Mr. Prost, you dramatically described a flawed introduction of […]
“Rich or handsome?” a girl asked. “Loyal!” a woman replied.
“I can” is 100% more important than “IQ”.
your life is your lifedon’t let it be clubbed into dank submission.be on the watch.there are ways out.there is light somewhere.it may not be much light butit beats the darkness.be on the watch.the gods will offer you chances.know them.take them.you can’t beat death butyou can beat death in life, sometimes.and the more often you learn […]
Laughter is when a smile has an orgasm
In a hurry, in a rush, I take step by step to move forward. Time is running, my feet are trying to catch up the same speed. I am stumbling, but I can’t make it part of the dance. I’m moving forward but backwards. Always on the run, no time for a break. Always in […]
And sometimes I wish I could grab you by your shoulders and shake your whole body. Until I can not do it anymore, running out of strength. I am standing in front of you. You are taller than me, and so I feel like a little girl. I would drum on your chest with my […]
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turnin’ but the hamster was dead?
Des yeux qui font baisser les miens Un rire qui se perd sur sa bouche Voilà le portrait sans retouches De l’homme auquel j’appartiens Quand il me prend dans ses bras Il me parle tout bas Je vois la vie en rose Il me dit des mots d’amour Des mots de tous les jours Et […]
Follow your heart – but take your brain with you.
Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood. That’s it.
I already know I’m going to hell. At this point it’s go big or go home.
I smile tired and tormented, but my counterpart does not notice. They never do. Sometimes I just want to break out, drive out of my skin and express myself. Sometimes I would just like to stand up and scream out loud. I do not know what I would complain about first. Do I start with […]
No matter what lies behind us… In front of us is everything!
There will be men who want you. And there will be a man who deserves you. Know the difference!
Why regret something you once wanted?!
Reality is the worst part of my day!
I feel sorry for people who see flesh and genitals, but see no beauty!
Sometimes you are the psychologist, sometimes you are the psychopath!
God decided in Heaven one day – that you should be born in a wonderful way. He chose your parents – their elements right – to create a special ‘You’. What a beautiful sight. There’s no one on earth exactly like you – a miracle of life in all that you do. Sometimes we lose […]
Life Is Beautiful, My Child Life is beautiful, my child, Though many things go wrong, And you may hear much sadness in Its strange and lovely song. Though friends and loved ones die, my child, They’re never really gone. Nor more nor less than yesterday, In you they will live on. They will live on […]
Life alone is not enough, says the butterfly. Sunshine, freedom and a small flower are also needed.
Listen, Smile, Agree… And then do whatever the Fuck you were gonna do anyway!
I wanted to be just like the others. Thank God I didn’t succeed.
Today I found a friend Who knew everything I felt She knew my every weakness And the problems I’ve been dealt She understood my wonders And listened to my dreams She listened to how I felt about life and love And knew what it all means Not once did she interrupt me Or tell me […]