I have noticed that all wine regardless of the cost or vintage tastes the same when sipped directly out of the bottle running naked to the beach under a full and summer moon.
Bondage. It’s knot for everyone.
A conscience doesn’t prevent sin. It just prevents you from enjoying it.
The problem with falling in love is that everything else in life becomes boring by comparison.
The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
Whatever you’re doing today, do it with all the confidence of a four-year-old in a Batman T-Shirt!
Life is the most difficult exam. Many People fail because they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.