By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
I’ve found that if you tuck one part of your pant legs into your sock, people expect less of you.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I m not sure about the universe.
If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it – then I can achieve it.
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.
The price of everything is the amount of life you change for it.
We are called to be architects of the future, not it’s victims.
Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody wants to change the toilet paper.
The fact that there are imaginary numbers in math is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry about it.
To live is to risk it all; otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.
Thinking is difficult. That’s why most people judge.
Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path.
We drink the poison our minds pour for us and wonder why we feel so sick.
The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly beggin to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.
The only drama that I enjoy is in my lashes.
You could die at any moment. Always fuck on the first date.
Masturbation never breaks your heart.
No one is you and that is your power.
As kids we loved the heroes… As adults we understand the villians.
Fate mixes the cards – and we play.
I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.
I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.
I have noticed that all wine regardless of the cost or vintage tastes the same when sipped directly out of the bottle running naked to the beach under a full and summer moon.
Bondage. It’s knot for everyone.
A conscience doesn’t prevent sin. It just prevents you from enjoying it.
The problem with falling in love is that everything else in life becomes boring by comparison.
The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
Whatever you’re doing today, do it with all the confidence of a four-year-old in a Batman T-Shirt!
Life is the most difficult exam. Many People fail because they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.
I’m coming for everything they said I couldn’t have.
One of the greatest problems of our times is that many are schooled but few are educated.
Just kiss me in the rain, so I’ll know you are not one of them. Those who run for shelter.
“Rich or handsome?” a girl asked. “Loyal!” a woman replied.
“I can” is 100% more important than “IQ”.
Laughter is when a smile has an orgasm
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turnin’ but the hamster was dead?
Follow your heart – but take your brain with you.
Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood. That’s it.
I already know I’m going to hell. At this point it’s go big or go home.
No matter what lies behind us… In front of us is everything!
There will be men who want you. And there will be a man who deserves you. Know the difference!
Why regret something you once wanted?!
Reality is the worst part of my day!
I feel sorry for people who see flesh and genitals, but see no beauty!
Sometimes you are the psychologist, sometimes you are the psychopath!
Life alone is not enough, says the butterfly. Sunshine, freedom and a small flower are also needed.
Listen, Smile, Agree… And then do whatever the Fuck you were gonna do anyway!
I wanted to be just like the others. Thank God I didn’t succeed.
I remember when I was younger and I wanted to be beautiful; now I’m older and I want to be intelligent. I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion. I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else.
To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.
The law of gravity makes it easier to open your mouth, than to close it.
Sometimes the world’s too cold, but that’s not because of winter.
Every woman has a little Marilyn inside. Just check out if Monroe or Manson.
Fear is a manipulative emotion that can trick us into living a boring life.
Edit your life frequently and ruthlessly. It’s your masterpiece after all.
I hate to be alone, there are too many voices talking.
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
Money can’t buy happiness, but poverty can’t buy anything.
Home is where the heart can laugh without shyness. Home is where the heart’s tears can dry at their own pace.
The heart is always the last one to leave the fight.
The brain is one of the most important organs. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. From the beginning of life to the moment you fall in love.
You are far too smart to be the only thing standing in your way.
My beauty icons are women whose images are self-created.
I gladly forgive you all your mistakes, but I do not forgive myself my own ones.
Sexy does not come from the shape of a body, but the fire in a soul.
You fear death, because you don’t live life.
No matter how big your Rolex is, you still do not have more time.
You can do it alone, but you can not do it on your own. I think that’s what people mean when they say they love each other.
Emotions are like being drunk – at some point the body has broken down.
Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
From the moment I saw him I knew: This one was worth the broken heart.
Only those who care about you can hear you when you’re quiet.
To heal a wound, you need to stop touching it.
If you give it your full attention, even a blade of grass becomes a mysterious, incredible, indescribably wonderful world.
Ironically, in a changing world, playing it safe is one of the riskiest things you can do!
Peoples perception of you exists only in memories. Give them new ones to remember.
It gives me strength to have somebody to fight for; I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill.
Trois allumettes une à une allumées dans la nuit. La première pour voir ton visage tout entier. La seconde pour voir tes yeux. La dernière pour voir ta bouche. Et l’obscurité tout entière pour me rappeler tout cela en te serrant dans mes bras.
The idea is not to live forever, it is to create something that will.
I’ve always liked tomorrow, you haven’t made any mistakes yet.
Normality is a paved road. It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow.
The coincidence goes ways the intention does never reach.
It is easier to split an atomic nucleus than a prejudice.
She was afraid of heights, but she was much more afraid of never flying.
Life is there to participate, not to watch only!
We will never get back the life we waste trying to be normal.
Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
I think the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don’t change when everybody else does.
To be an impeccable member of a flock of sheep, one must first and foremost be a sheep.
The more you love your own decisions, the less you need the others to love them.
Worrying is stupid. It’s like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
A cat has forty million hairs: five million on her back, ten million on her stomach, and twenty-five million on the couch.
Humanity can be roughly divided into two castegories: in cat lovers and in disadvantaged people.
You are not free until you have no need to impress anyone.
And she looked up at death as her time dawned… please she said… Just one more life – I promise I’ll be quick.
One should not confound the majority with the truth.