Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.



Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I m not sure about the universe.



Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody wants to change the toilet paper.



The fact that there are imaginary numbers in math is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry about it.



To live is to risk it all; otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.



Thinking is difficult. That’s why most people judge.