Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.

The awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody wants to change the toilet paper.

The fact that there are imaginary numbers in math is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry about it.