The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly beggin to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.

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I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.

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I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.

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I have noticed that all wine regardless of the cost or vintage tastes the same when sipped directly out of the bottle running naked to the beach under a full and summer moon.

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