“I can” is 100% more important than “IQ”.



Laughter is when a smile has an orgasm



Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turnin’ but the hamster was dead?



Follow your heart – but take your brain with you.



Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood. That’s it.



I already know I’m going to hell. At this point it’s go big or go home.



No matter what lies behind us… In front of us is everything!