The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly beggin to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.



The only drama that I enjoy is in my lashes.



You could die at any moment. Always fuck on the first date.



Masturbation never breaks your heart.



No one is you and that is your power.



As kids we loved the heroes… As adults we understand the villians.



Fate mixes the cards – and we play.



I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.



I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.



I have noticed that all wine regardless of the cost or vintage tastes the same when sipped directly out of the bottle running naked to the beach under a full and summer moon.



Bondage. It’s knot for everyone.



A conscience doesn’t prevent sin. It just prevents you from enjoying it.



The problem with falling in love is that everything else in life becomes boring by comparison.



The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.



Whatever you’re doing today, do it with all the confidence of a four-year-old in a Batman T-Shirt!



Life is the most difficult exam. Many People fail because they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.



I’m coming for everything they said I couldn’t have.



One of the greatest problems of our times is that many are schooled but few are educated.



Just kiss me in the rain, so I’ll know you are not one of them. Those who run for shelter.



“Rich or handsome?” a girl asked. “Loyal!” a woman replied.



“I can” is 100% more important than “IQ”.



Laughter is when a smile has an orgasm



Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turnin’ but the hamster was dead?



Follow your heart – but take your brain with you.



Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood. That’s it.



I already know I’m going to hell. At this point it’s go big or go home.



No matter what lies behind us… In front of us is everything!



There will be men who want you. And there will be a man who deserves you. Know the difference!



Why regret something you once wanted?!



Reality is the worst part of my day!